The next time Kuai swings by the post office, the Postmaster General will eagerly hand him a letter! It reads:
I can't repair what is kept from me.
Attached is a sketch of his brother's lantern.
I can't repair what is kept from me.
Attached is a sketch of his brother's lantern.
[Rather than responding to that question via text, he'll just wait for Kuai at the bar. He's got himself a seat at a table near the back wall and while he's seen too much of this room in the last few weeks, there aren't many other great options for drinking. It's frigid outside and he's seen enough snow for a lifetime.
There's already a bottle of whiskey on the table, his usual preference, and a couple glasses. He looks up from his tablet when he notices Kuai has arrived, and gives him a nod in greeting.]
You saw Bodhi and Stone fall, then?
[Might as well just continue from there.]
There's already a bottle of whiskey on the table, his usual preference, and a couple glasses. He looks up from his tablet when he notices Kuai has arrived, and gives him a nod in greeting.]
You saw Bodhi and Stone fall, then?
[Might as well just continue from there.]
No, I was on shore.
[He fills a glass for Kuai, then tops off his own. This is not intended to be a chat about plans or protocols. If he gets drunk, who cares. Now's as good a day for it as any and he's just getting started.]
I was just supposed to watch while they checked in on the tablet. Figured as long as they were headed toward the portal, we'd test how far the tablet network reaches. Didn't really get to test that out.
[He fills a glass for Kuai, then tops off his own. This is not intended to be a chat about plans or protocols. If he gets drunk, who cares. Now's as good a day for it as any and he's just getting started.]
I was just supposed to watch while they checked in on the tablet. Figured as long as they were headed toward the portal, we'd test how far the tablet network reaches. Didn't really get to test that out.
[Swirling is for people who want to enjoy it and Rosinante is just here to get drunk, so he's very much doing the same as Kuai. He doesn't quite have his brother's drinking habit, his own usual vice being the nicotine instead, but when he decides it's time to get wasted, he doesn't waste time.]
They were swatted out of the sky by something neither I nor they even saw. Stone said it hit him in the back of the head and sent him plummeting straight down. They hit the water so fast and so hard they probably didn't even feel it.
[So at least there's that. Aside from that initial strike and the terrifying drop, it was quick and painless, and that's better than some things people have experienced here.]
They were swatted out of the sky by something neither I nor they even saw. Stone said it hit him in the back of the head and sent him plummeting straight down. They hit the water so fast and so hard they probably didn't even feel it.
[So at least there's that. Aside from that initial strike and the terrifying drop, it was quick and painless, and that's better than some things people have experienced here.]
Barely past where we usually meet the ferry. It wasn't even that dark out where they'd gone yet, I still had clear sight of them. They weren't up all that high yet either, maybe a couple hundred feet.
[High enough to fall too hard, though. That's for sure.]
[High enough to fall too hard, though. That's for sure.]
Well, we know light's a problem. Knew about the river. But because the harbor is safe, I'd thought the lake would be something a person could travel on for at least a little while. Thought the worst that could happen was getting lost.
[A deep drink to that toothy bullshit out there. He should probably explain, though, because Kuai keeps asking about Stone and Bodhi and they're important too but they have nothing to do with his own unfortunate discovery.]
Dunno if it's like this everywhere but past the peninsula lighthouse, the lake has fish. You know what fighting fish are?
[A deep drink to that toothy bullshit out there. He should probably explain, though, because Kuai keeps asking about Stone and Bodhi and they're important too but they have nothing to do with his own unfortunate discovery.]
Dunno if it's like this everywhere but past the peninsula lighthouse, the lake has fish. You know what fighting fish are?
Wasn't fishing.
[An odd assumption, he thinks, but all right. He eyes the drink in his glass.]
I was with Jason. The blond kid. We were sailing just to explore, thinking maybe we'd find more of the town. Fish came up underneath us - big ones, lots of teeth. They chewed right through the boat in seconds.
[An odd assumption, he thinks, but all right. He eyes the drink in his glass.]
I was with Jason. The blond kid. We were sailing just to explore, thinking maybe we'd find more of the town. Fish came up underneath us - big ones, lots of teeth. They chewed right through the boat in seconds.
Jason made it back. I didn't have time.
[Not that he can swim, anyway, but that deserves a good stiff drink all the same.]
Harbor might still be all right, but at some point the lake turns more hazardous. Didn't think right by the museum would be so bad but now we know.
[Not that he can swim, anyway, but that deserves a good stiff drink all the same.]
Harbor might still be all right, but at some point the lake turns more hazardous. Didn't think right by the museum would be so bad but now we know.
[He nods yes to answer. While drinking, because sometimes he just pulls dumb shit like that. Ends up spilling booze down the front of his shirt, which he really should have predicted, then sputters in trying to recover himself and some small amount of dignity. Hmph. Well, he'll try his best to dry off and then wipe the table with a napkin before refilling the glass and continuing as if that hadn't happened.]
A letter, huh? Might be the church spirit, since that's the one who brings people back. Needed the lantern to put his soul back into it. I wonder how it gets around without people noticing?
A letter, huh? Might be the church spirit, since that's the one who brings people back. Needed the lantern to put his soul back into it. I wonder how it gets around without people noticing?
[Not sure? He fumbles through his coat pockets for his tablet, then sets it on the tabletop. Let's answer this the way he's so rapidly become accustomed to. Don't mind him fiddling with it, Kuai - he's listening, but he's also flipping through screens to find the network contacts list.]
Aziraphale talks to it sometimes, I think. Maybe ask him if he knows how it gets around.
[Or, Rosinante might ask the angel himself anyway. It's interesting. After a second or two more, he turns his tablet and pushes it toward Kuai.]
His tablet is registered as "subzero", right? Shows him still there so at the very least his access hasn't been canceled yet.
Aziraphale talks to it sometimes, I think. Maybe ask him if he knows how it gets around.
[Or, Rosinante might ask the angel himself anyway. It's interesting. After a second or two more, he turns his tablet and pushes it toward Kuai.]
His tablet is registered as "subzero", right? Shows him still there so at the very least his access hasn't been canceled yet.
[After the Night Market has descended back into the lake, Kuai receives an inbox message!]
THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING ONE (1) HINT FROM DR. SCHICKSAL'S HINT-O-MATIC. YOUR PAYMENT HAS BEEN PROCESSED.
[Kuai's skin is now a vibrant shade of blue. It will stay this way until the next full moon.]
THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING ONE (1) HINT FROM DR. SCHICKSAL'S HINT-O-MATIC. YOUR PAYMENT HAS BEEN PROCESSED.
[Kuai's skin is now a vibrant shade of blue. It will stay this way until the next full moon.]
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